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Start Something
One enormous button for those dangerous moments when absolutely nothing is wrong and this must be corrected immediately.
⚠️ Communication Has Been Escalated
Give Advice.
Give Advice.
Take None.
Welcome to the world's least qualified therapy office — where every request becomes paperwork, every opinion gets a stamp, and peaceful silence is treated as a suspicious condition.
CAUTION: LOGIC MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS
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Today's treatment plan:
1. Give advice.
2. Ignore all incoming advice.
3. Trip over emotional banana peel.
4. Repeat.
1. Give advice.
2. Ignore all incoming advice.
3. Trip over emotional banana peel.
4. Repeat.
*Rubber duck holds no recognized clinical license and is still somehow the best listener in the building.
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Official Paperwork
Every request is documented with the gravity usually reserved for international treaties and missing TV remotes.
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Slapstick Resolution
Accept it, reject it, defer it, declare a ceasefire, or metaphorically walk into a rake. Progress!